Often I ask myself why guys (or girls, I'm not judging) are in to girls with big boobs (and by big boobs I mean anything above a C cup) or why they're into girls with huge butts. Now unfortunately and fortunately tell I was blessed and cursed with both (why mother why?!) so I wanted to come on here today and tell you people out there who wished they had bigger boobs what it's really like having big boobs.
First things first, I don't remember a time when I didn't have insanely big boobs for my age. At the ages of around 12-14 I was already a 32D and let me tell you that it wasn't all that fun having such big boobs because not only did it cause me insane back pain and shoulder and neck pains but it made me look 5+ older than I was. I wasn't super short because at the time I was around 5'3 but it was strange and having these big melons on my chest people would always be shocked when I told them how old I actually was and creepy old men (and men just in general) would always hit on me, so from then on I started to cover up more with t-shirts and jumpers that my mum didn't like at all!!!.
As I grew older, so did my boobs, they got bigger and they caused me a lot of pain and discomfort. When other girls who have smaller chests than me say things like "I wish I had big boobs like yours", bearing in mind I'm a 32FF, I laugh at it because yeah it's great having big boobs, it's somewhat of a confidence boost but trust me honey, you don't want big boobs. If you have small boobs and want bigger ones then by all means do what makes you happy, if that's getting implants, fat transfer or whatever! Do whatever makes you happy, with that said, here are pros and cons of having big boobs!:
Cons:
- BRAS ARE EXPENSIVE AS !&@# - Lord knows I pay £30 for one good bra to hold these babies up. I envy small boobed girls
- big boobs are less sensitive
- people assume that with big boobs comes big nipples; not the case. Some have small nipples and some have large nipples but the majority have "average" nips.
- everyone with big boobs at some point in their life has heard the "when you jump, do you give yourself a black eye?" Joke, no idiot, it doesn't work like that
- you can't turn anywhere, I mean it's so hard sleeping on your front with big boobs cause it's dead uncomfortable!
- They're really heavy. Like, really. Sometimes we have to rest them on the nearest ANYTHING just to give our shoulders a break or lay down for an hour. Or two.
- shirts are a no go, high neck tops are also a no go, no bra in public? half the time is a no go *sigh*
I could go on with this list but that's just some cons! Now onto pros.
Pros:
- you give the best hugs...but not to short people.
- you fill out tops and pretty much anything with boobs the size of a moon
- hours of entertainment. NO! Seriously
- your boobs act like floaties so no need to worry when swimming
- social benefits, pretty self explanatory tbh.
So again I don't want to discourage anyone wanting to have their boobs done but it's defo something to think about.
Remember to love yourself and be proud of yourself because confidence and self love is the key to true happiness and a well rounded life.
Landrine xo
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